I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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