Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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