I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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