That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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