you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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