i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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