They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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