dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
and i looked up. we had an audience...
only you would photoshop your dick
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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