porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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