In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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