It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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