So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Someone came in the potted fern
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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