so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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