STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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