Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We left the knife in your bed.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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