i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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