Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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