I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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