thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Randomize
