when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Mom said you looked used
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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