: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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