thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
