I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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