ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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