We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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