Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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