Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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