We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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