Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Actions speak louder than pants.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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