10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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