I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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