it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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