If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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