i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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