it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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