i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm both gender and math confused
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