You just made me feel so damn special
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You ate ashes out of my bong
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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