i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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