Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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