On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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