How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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