apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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