i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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