he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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