rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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