he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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