U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i will never coherently bang her
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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