Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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