Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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