My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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