I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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